Mr. Mushroom:
[Puts on dusty old cowboy hat, picks up beat up guitar and in his best Willy Nelson voice starts singing]
Home, home in the Vault
Where the vid-heads and the FLACers find fault
Where seldom is heard
An encouraging word
And to them, I just say [Ctrl] [Alt] ([Delete])
(Ok, it still needs a little work...)
Ya know, I never realized that "Home on the Range" is in the form of a limerick.
Home, home in Nantucket...
Well, I digress...