Peter H:

Cream.

Lame band. The equivalent of musical masturbation.
Talk about self-indulgent, mindless dribble.
I bought a couple of their albums back in the day....

...but you know what? Their music is incredibly "dated". It didn't stand the test of time like Zeppelin's catalog. Teenagers all over the world are still tuning in and turning onto Zeppelin. Zeppelin's music still is in heavy rotation on rock radio. Why? Because unfortunately for you, it has mass appeal and millions of folks would rather here that than Cream, Springsteen, the Ramones or the Clash.

Zeppelin has stood the test of time. Their music still carries the same weight today, much to the dismay of old farts like you.

Whip out the Lawrence Welk and Montavani.